Talk Dirty - Victorian Style Part II

As I promised, here's the list of some Victorian sexual slang words...some of them are quite comical. Enjoy!

Breasts - Diddeys, bubbies, bushel bubby (a full-breasted woman), chicken-breasted (flat-chested), one's dairy, cupid's kettle drums

Testicles - Whirlygigs, ballocks, bawbles, trinkets, gingambobs, thingambobs, tallywags, twiddle-diddles

Woman's private parts - Cock alley, Cock Lane, one's commodity, dumb glutton, fruitful vine, old hat (because frequently 'felt'), Miss or Lady Laycock, madge, money (commonly applied to little children. 'Careful there miss, or you'll show us your money'), muff, notch, cunny, quim, crinkum-crankum

Man's private parts - Arbor vitae, gaying instrument, lobcock (a large and relaxed penis), Nebuchadnezzar, plug-tail, tackle, whore-pipe

Having sex - to tup, to dab it up with, to give a green gown (get her dress grass stained from doing it on the grass), to join giblets, to grind, to knock, to occupy, prigging, wapping

Prostitute - Pinchcock, bunter (part whore, part beggar), laced mutton, toffer, unfortunate woman

Promiscuous woman - wagtail, bobtail, bangtail, cleaver, rantipole (to ride rantipole), dirty puzzle (a nasty slut)

Masturbating - to fetch mettle (mettle being semen), to toss off. According to Queen Victoria, women didn't masturbate - which is why she changed the law to say a woman could never be accused of the female equivalent of onanism.

Buttocks - blind cupid, nancy

Anus - roundmouth


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